9:28:40 PM Me: do i have to write you another blog?
9:28:59 PM Gloria: make it more interesting this time
9:28:59 PM Gloria: :)
9:29:07 PM Me: prompt?
9:29:11 PM Gloria: eliza

If I could come up with a hilarious insult to call Gloria that carried no weight, I would. But I have nothing, so I have to write her another blog entry. Oh, and how original of me, it's going to be about Eliza. Never talked about her before. Ever.

I think she's changed a pretty good deal, and for the worse. I remember her as this girl that who was great when she was herself. She was funny, and she was shy, and she was interesting, and she was very...cute. Cute in all ways. But now she's changed; now she's overconfident and takes millions of pictures of herself, and now she insults me, which is funny every once in awhile, and not every couple of sentences.

There was one thing I remember pretty well, that I think is a comedic, defining moment in what I think of her:

I once told her that I couldn't imagine her as a porn star. And she took offense, and I had to tell her that I couldn't imagine her personality making her a porn star, not that she didn't have the looks or something for it.

I laughed about it later.

I figure it's better to have her out of my life constantly, and just hang out with her every now and again because I should.

Two things in national nerd news. And I mean, seriously, a lot of people care:

1. Because of Smash Brawl's customizable control scheme, you can set B moves to the C stick. This seems pretty useless, but for some reason, using the C stick instead of the B button as an aerial dramatically changes the movement of some characters. It's called a wavebounce at the moment. Marth's aerial side-B can now be used extremely defensively.

2. AKA (of the 0-star SM64 TAS) just figured out how to, yes, how to get through the Door of Time with no medallions. It...oh my. It's the coolest thing ever. This guy and Kazooie...this means that you can beat the entire game without ever finishing any of the dungeons. That game has had the crap beaten out of it.

I need to stop caring about what people think about me. I could give you a million examples and reasons. That would be a waste of your time and mine. Think about it for yourself.

Bears?

I think I have ADD of the mind. I can concentrate on doing something fine, but I find it very difficult to think about something on my own. I have a terrible example:

When I, um, master my bation, I try to imagine a ridiculously fake woman. But then I lose that image, and because I do, I think I'm gay. And so I try to imagine a man to test that. But then I think of how different my life would be if I was, and then I have no idea what's going on, and I try again.

That's a great example.

Well I'm out of stuff to write until a little later. I'm sure I'll come up with something.

Gnight.